Air India rolls out new cabin crew fitness policy – and those who fail risk going without pay


It won’t just be planes that are grounded. 

A major airline is rolling out a new cabin crew fitness policy – and those who fail risk going without pay.

Air India officials will be carrying out body mass index (BMI) checks on its aircraft staff from May 1, local media outlet NDTV reported.


Air India rolls out new cabin crew fitness policy – and those who fail risk going without pay
Air India is rolling out a new cabin crew fitness policy. REUTERS

Chiefs are cracking down on those who do not report a healthy range, which is somewhere between 18 and 24.9.

Cabin crew staffers who report a BMI under 18 are considered underweight and will have to be medically cleared.

They will be removed from rosters while they await clearance and risk going without pay.

Overweight stewards who report a BMI between 25 and 29.9 will also have to undergo an exam before being cleared to fly.

But, obese cabin crew members with a BMI of 30 or above will be immediately grounded.

Those who fail the new fitness policy will have 30 days to provide an acceptable score.


An airline stewardess in uniform walks down the aisle of an airplane filled with seated passengers.
Cabin crew who breach the rules will be removed from rosters. Shutterstock

Staffers that continue to report readings outside the acceptable range risk being slapped with caution letters and potential disciplinary action.

The new policy will apply to those training to become cabin crew, the Economic Times reported.

Air India isn’t the only airline to roll out a controversial measure.

Southwest Airlines came under heavy criticism after bosses ended the carrier’s 50-year-old open seating policy.

Plus-size travelers are also impacted by the airline’s policy when it comes to booking two seats.

Larger travelers must pay for a second seat in advance. 


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A new study by the Calgary Food Bank shows 64 per cent of older Calgarians using the Food Bank are doing so for the first time.

A growing number of Calgary seniors are facing food insecurity, study says  | Globalnews.ca

The study points to the increased cost of living, limited savings and insufficient retirement income as the reasons a growing number of seniors are facing food insecurity.

The food bank says about 5 per cent of the people who use it are seniors and  that, historically, older adults experience some of the lowest levels of food insecurity in Canada.

However, data from the 2024-2025 fiscal year showed that seniors in Calgary were three times more likely to use the food bank, compared to the general population.

“In a lot of cases, these are folks who, for all intents and purposes, did everything right. They worked, they paid the mortgage, they raised their kids. Nobody planned for these levels of inflation in their retirement years,” said Melissa From, president and CEO of the Calgary Food Bank.

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“So unfortunately, a lot these folks have gotten caught in the rising cost of housing and fuel and food and everything else.”


The Calgary Food Bank says data from the 2024-2025 fiscal year showed that seniors were three times more likely to use the food bank, compared to the general population.

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Other findings from the study include:

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  • Seventy per cent of older adults surveyed expressed concerns about their ability to afford housing in the next 12 months
  • Over half were worried about paying for utility and medical expenses
  • One in six older adults reported living with a health condition or disability
  • Forty-eight per cent said the health condition or disability was the main reason for their retirement.
  • Sixty-one per cent of retirees reported having debts the need to pay
  • Eighty per cent of adults who aren’t retired said the cannot financially afford to retire with 85 per cent of them saying they have no savings.

The results of study were obtained through 30 interviews and 736 responses from surveys of older adults.

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Chick-fil-A wants you to put away your phone — and has a reward for those who do


One fast-food chain really gives a cluck about table manners.

Select Chick-fil-A locations have implemented a reward system for families who go phone-free.

In an effort to encourage human connection over dining while doomscrolling, the fast-food chain is offering free ice cream to those willing to share a meal sans screens.

Brad Williams, who owns two Chick-fil-A restaurants in Georgia, was inspired to implement the dairy bribe after witnessing a mother of two spend an entire meal on her cell phone.


Chick-fil-A wants you to put away your phone — and has a reward for those who do
Select Chick-fil-A locations have implemented a reward system for families who go phone-free. Instagram/chickfilasugarloafsatellite

“It just got me thinking how to get people to disconnect in order to connect and to take a technology timeout,” Williams told ABC News.

In response, Williams created a “cell phone coop” for every table.

Decorated with chicken wire, the coop instructs patrons to set their phones to silent and surrender them to the coop. If the devices remain in the box for the duration of the meal, diners get a free ice cream dessert.

“We’re trying to slowly create rituals that create disciplines and will slowly create habits,” Williams said.

Since mid-January, when Williams placed the first coops in his Georgia locations, more than 10,000 have been made, and nearly 200 independent Chick-fil-A operators have co-opted the cell phone coop for their restaurants.

“It’s almost like we’re starting to create a no-cellphone zone,” he continued.

Williams shared that the impact of the cell phone coops has been obvious, immediate, and overwhelmingly positive

“There’s more conversation and chatter,” he said. “It’s hard to sit with your family and not do the challenge now.”

The coops are a kitchy spin on a long-standing effort to put civility and communion back on the menu.

In 2018, NYC’s Michelin-starred Eleven Madison Park began offering diners little wooden boxes to place their cellphones in during meals. The idea, posted by chef/owner Daniel Humm on Instagram, is to encourage guests “to enjoy the company of those at the table and be just a bit more present with one another.”


Two Chick-fil-A employees putting phones into a "Family Challenge Phone Coop" box.
Since mid-January, more than 10,000 co-ops have been made, and nearly 200 independent Chick-fil-A operators have co-opted the cell phone coop for their restaurants. Instagram/Chick-fil-A Manhattan, KS

Humm’s ethos is echoed by Williams, who hopes to provide diners with a side of connection and the opportunity to “Be present where your feet are.”

Experts maintain that eating without technology can help make meals more meaningful and diners less likely to overindulge.

2019 study found that people who ate while staring at their smartphones consumed, on average, 535 more calories than those who focused on their meals.

And Americans, in particular, are hard-pressed to break bread without tech.

A January 2018 study found that one in three Americans can’t eat a meal without being on their phone

And it seems the youth and the young-ish are most in need.

81% of Gen Z and 60% of millennials admit to scrolling on their phones while eating.

And the scrolling doesn’t end even if they are dining with someone: 25% of Gen Z and 23% of millennials confessed that they had ignored a dining partner to check their phones while chowing down.

Meanwhile, more than half of both generations have been “phubbed” — a trending term that appropriately mashes “phone” and “snub” — while eating with someone.




Supermarket own-brand Easter egg crowned UK’s best — beating Cadbury and Lindt


Supermarket own-brand Easter egg crowned UK’s best — beating Cadbury and Lindt
A new study has ranked 102 Easter eggs to find the best (Picture: Getty Images)

Easter is almost here, and if you’re yet to buy an egg for a loved one (or yourself) there’s one supermarket you’ll want to sprint to.

In a bid to find the best seasonal treats on the high street for 2026, researchers at The Good Housekeeping Institute tried a whopping 102 products ranging from supermarket own-brand bargains to high-end items.

And apparently, one supermarket has really nailed it’s own-brand chocolate this year.

Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference The Mint One Belgian Dark Chocolate scored a whopping 89/100, making it the overall highest scoring egg, beating big brands like Cadbury and Lindor to the top spot.

Testers praised its vibrant mint-choc aroma, glossy finish and satisfying crunchy pieces. At £10 for 230g, it’s also one of the more affordable on the list.

The overall winner was this Sainsbury’s egg (Picture: Sainsbury’s)

If that all sounds a bit too sophisticated for your Easter tastes, you’ll want to get yourself to Tesco instead, which won the coverted award for Best Supermarket Milk Chocolate Easter Egg.

It’s Finest Double Layer Salted Pretzel Chocolate Egg, which retails for £14, was given a high score of 81/100.

The winning Tesco egg (Picture: Tesco)

Reviewers said the egg ‘offers the best of both’, with the pretzel chunks adding crunch, ‘bringing a lightly caramelised, biscuit-like, sweet and salty flavour to every bite’.

And it wasn’t just there where the supermarket impressed. In the children’s category, the Tesco Easter Milk Chocolate Bunny, which costs £1.50, even beat the Cadbury version.

With a very reasonable 78/100, the 100g Tesco bunny was branded the ‘best value’ on the list, with a ‘very similar creamy flavour.’

Tesco Easter Milk Chocolate Bunny.
Tesco scored highly with its own-brand Easter bunny (Picture: Tesco)

A famous fan favourite, the Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate Easter Hollow Bunny, which retails for £3.75, scraped a slightly lower score of 77/100, but was still described as ‘exactly how an Easter egg should be.’

Though nothing can apparently compare to the classic Lindt Gold Bunny. This year you can get nine alongside a smooth egg, with the set scoring a staggering 86/100 from testers. They said it ‘simply wouldn’t feel like Easter’ without it.

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Cadbury Daily Milk Chocolate Easter Hollow Bunny.
The Cadbury Bunny was hailed as ‘exactly how an Easter egg should be’ (Picture: Cadbury)

Fanfare was also given to Morrisons The Best Signature Collection Grand Golden Egg, which weighs a whopping 1kg. This £29.50 treat came up tops as the Best Value Milk Chocolate Easter Egg.

The Good Housekeeping Institute’s Best Easter Eggs for 2026

  • Overall winner for Best Egg: Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference The Mint One Belgian Dark Chocolate, 230g (£10)
  • Best Milk Chocolate Easter Egg: Lindt Gold Bunny Milk Chocolate Easter Egg 250g (£16)
  • Runner-Up Milk Chocolate Easter Egg: Hotel Chocolat Milk to Caramel Extra-Thick Easter Egg 390g (£34.95)
  • Joint Best Milk Chocolate Easter Egg Design: Cutter & Squidge Billionaire Filled Easter Egg 550g (£32.99), Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference Extra Large The Caramel One Belgian Milk Chocolate 230g (£10)
  • Best Supermarket Milk Chocolate Easter Egg: Tesco Finest Double Layer Salted Pretzel Chocolate Egg 210g (£14)
  • Best Fresh Chocolate: Russell & Atwell Milk and Blonde Chocolate Mini Monty Easter Egg 330g (£39.99)
  • Best Value Milk Chocolate Easter Egg: Morrisons The Best Signature Collection Grand Golden Egg 1kg (£29.50)

Elsewhere, brands are getting creative with their Easter treats. Mcdonald’s has just launched its Cadbury Mini Egg range, with a McFlurry and Frappe that Metro’s food writer, Courtney Pochin, hailed as positively nostalgic.

Making the most of its beloved in-store bakery, Lidl has also gone one step further and turned some of its most popular treats into Easter eggs, including the brand new Deluxe Belgian Chocolate Croissant Bakery Egg.

It’s comprised of a golden, caramelised white chocolate shell, complete with biscuit, shortbread pieces, a milk chocolate drizzle and cocoa nibs.

And while it might look a little similar to the viral £15 croissant egg from Waitrose, at £9.99 (with a Lidl Plus app or £12.99 without), this version is certainly a little friendlier on the purse strings.

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Easter travel just got cheaper with new £5 coach ticket across 100 UK towns


Easter travel just got cheaper with new £5 coach ticket across 100 UK towns
Explore the UK with a bargain ticket (Picture: Getty Images)

From quaint market towns to bustling cities, there are countless UK destinations perfect for a day trip or short break.

And thanks to the latest offer from coach operator, FlixBus, you’ll soon be able to explore the UK for the same price as a cup of coffee.

To celebrate it’s fifth birthday, the brand has slashed ticket prices to just £5 — with some even as low as £4.49.

Given that jet fuel prices have surged by 58.4% in the last two weeks — reaching their highest level in four years — there’s no better time to consider a staycation.

Until April 30, promotional £5 tickets are available for travel between April 13 and June 30 2026, with a range of more than 100 destinations across England, Scotland and Wales to choose from.

And as of April 1, FlixBus will launch in five new cities: Doncaster, Blackpool, Halifax, Huddersfield and Milton Keynes.

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For Midlanders, if you’re in Leicester or Nottingham you’ll also be able to catch a Flixbus to Plymouth and Bristol for the first time.

There will be improved airport connectivity too, as a daily service from Heathrow Airport into London and Brighton will be added.

Gatwick Airport will also get a route to both Leeds and Sheffield, and there will be new connections from Manchester Airport to Newcastle, Sunderland, Middlesbrough, Leeds, Huddersfield and Bradford.

There will also be new routes between Bristol Airport and Plymouth, Taunton, Cheltenham and Exeter.

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Flixbus are improving connectivity in Norwich, with new services to Heathrow, Birmingham and Plymouth.

The routes come just as the capital of Norfolk has been named as the best place to live in the UK, topping The Sunday Times list for 2026.

Metro’s expert food writer, Courtney Pochin, hails from the area, and spent 24 years living in and around Norwich.

She attests to the fact that the city is a ‘pretty spectacular’ place, urging visitors to head to it’s ‘stunning cathedral’, soak up the culture at one of it’s many, many festivals, and experience it’s ‘extraordinary food scene’.

For more tips, read Courtney’s local’s guide to Norwich here

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Take a trip to pretty Norwich (Picture: Getty Images/iStockphoto)

And as of May, you can get your hands on £5 tickets for Flixbus routes to Colchester, Chelmsford and Ipswich.

Spring will also see more airport connections: from Birmingham Airport to London and Oxford, and Norwich to Heathrow.

Sarah Bartlett, PR lead for FlixBus UK said: ‘Five years ago, we set out with a bold ambition to revolutionise coach travel, and with a network of over 100 destinations, it’s clear passengers have fallen in love with FlixBus.

‘We’re offering tickets for less than a fiver to bring even more joy to travellers using our affordable, comfortable and reliable services.’

Flixbus routes with £5 tickets

While there are lots of routes across FlixBus network which can be found on their website, these are the new ones for Spring…

  • Doncaster – London
  • Blackpool – London
  • Blackpool – Stoke
  • Blackpool – Birmingham
  • Darlington – Manchester
  • Oxford – London
  • Oxford – Birmingham
  • Birmingham Airport – London
  • Birmingham Airport – Oxford
  • Halifax – London
  • Colchester – London
  • Chelmsford – London
  • Ipswich – London
  • Huddersfield – London
  • Bristol Airport – Plymouth
  • Bristol Airport – Taunton
  • Bristol Airport – Cheltenham
  • Bristol Airport – Exeter
  • Birmingham – Norwich
  • Birmingham – Plymouth
  • Nottingham – Plymouth
  • Leicester – Plymouth
  • Leicester – Bristol
  • Nottingham – Bristol
  • Brighton – Gatwick
  • Brighton – Heathrow
  • Manchester Airport – Newcastle
  • Manchester Airport – Sunderland
  • Manchester Airport – Middlesborough
  • Manchester Airport – Leeds
  • Manchester Airport – Huddersfield
  • Manchester Airport – Bradford
  • Gatwick – Leeds
  • Gatwick – Sheffield

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Cadbury created a Mega Mini Egg for Easter — here’s where you’ll find it


Cadbury created a Mega Mini Egg for Easter — here’s where you’ll find it
The Mega Mini Egg is here (Picture: Cadbury/Metro)

It’s safe to say we have a bit of an obsession with Mini Eggs here at Metro.

You only have to look as far as our supermarket taste test which highly rated Cadbury’s Mini Eggs, with just the Marks & Spencer’s Speckled Eggs pipping them to the post by a single point on price.

But in even bigger news, Cadbury has unveiled the world’s largest Mini Egg, dubbed the Mega Mini Egg, which weighs a whopping 55kg.

For context, that’s apparently the same weight as an adult cheetah, a large Western grey kangaroo, or a giant armadillo.

In other words, this single chocolate egg is equivalent to 743 bags of Mini Eggs, which is a serious amount of chocolate.

It measures in at around 70cm tall and is now on show at Birmingham’s Cadbury World until April 12.

Created by the confectionary brand’s in-house chocolatiers Claire Fielding, Dawn Jenks and Donna Pitt, it took two days to complete.

This is the world’s largest Cadbury Mini Egg at 70cm tall (Picture: Fabio De Paola/PA)

The egg features the iconic pastel pink sugar-coating crisp shell and subtle speckles scattered across the surface. Our mouths are watering just thinking about it.

The sadly not for sale or consumption egg is just a show piece, which like us, you may find disheartening.

It was invented due to popular demand though, after Cadbury created a giant Creme Egg for Easter last year which it claimed was the same height as an emperor penguin and weighed about 45kg.

‘After the amazing reaction to last year’s gigantic Cadbury Creme Egg, we knew we had to craft something just as fantastic for 2026,’ chocolatier Claire Fielding says.

‘Cadbury Mini Eggs are another absolute favourite and a British Easter staple, so creating the Mega Mini Egg felt like the perfect next challenge.

The Mega Mini Egg weighs 55kg, equivalent to 743 bags of Mini Eggs (Picture: PA)

‘We took that instantly recognisable shell and chocolate centre and scaled it up into a real showstopper.’

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Seeing it in person is going to cost you more than your average bag of Mini Eggs, with a standard ticket for Cadbury World costing £19 if you pre-book (which the website says is essential).

If you’re a family of four, it’ll be £68 or more to visit this very large egg, so it’s not the cheapest outing.

The best edible mini eggs

If all this Mega Mini Egg talk has made you a little peckish and Birmingham is a little far to travel, head to your local supermarket instead.

As mentioned, our taste test crowned Marks & Spencer’s Speckled Eggs the best Mini Eggs on the market, coming in at 25p cheaper than Cadbury Mini Eggs.

Just a point behind was Cadbury, though, proving that despite them being slightly pricier, the taste and appearance is pretty unmatched.

We pitted Cadbury Mini Eggs against supermarket alternatives (Picture: Courtney Pochin)

In third place was Lidl’s Mister Choc Mini Eggs, which lost out on a higher spot because they were ‘overly sweet’ and ‘a little artificial’.

Poppets Poppeggs came in fourth place while The Crackin’ Up Mini Chocolate Speckled Eggs from Morrisons came in fifth.

So, what are you waiting for? Go and indulge.

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Recipe: Asparagus risotto – BC | Globalnews.ca


Asparagus Risotto

A growing number of Calgary seniors are facing food insecurity, study says  | Globalnews.ca

Recipe by: Daniele Navarria, Head Chef, Il Cappello di Dolce Amore

Serves 2

Ingredients

  • 100 g carnaroli rice (½ cup)
  • 80 g green asparagus (¾ cup, chopped)
  • 40 g white asparagus (⅓ cup, chopped)
  • 20 g shallot (2 tbsp, finely minced)
  • 500 ml vegetable stock (2 cups)
  • 150 g robiola fondue (⅔ cup)
  • 30 g grated Parmigiano Reggiano (⅓ cup)
  • 30 g cold butter (2 tbsp)
  • 15 g roasted hazelnuts (2 tbsp, chopped)
  • Olive oil
  • Salt, to taste

 

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Method

  • Prep the asparagus by trimming both asparagus types.
  • Peel the white asparagus (important for tenderness).
    Slice into 1–2 cm pieces, keeping tips separate.
    Blanch all pieces in salted boiling water for 1 to 2 minutes, then put them in ice water bath. Set aside.
  • Keep some of both asparaguses raw to make an asparagus “carpaccio” at the end.
  • In a saucepan, warm a drizzle of olive oil over medium heat.
  • Add shallot and cook gently until soft and translucent (no colour).
  • Once the shallots is cool, add the green blanched asparagus. Then bring to boil and add some vegetable stock. Cook until the vegetable stock is dried out.
  • Put the green asparagus into a blender and make a smooth pure, once is done keep inside a water bath.
  • Slice as thin as you can the raw asparagus if you have a mandoline could be really helpful and seasoning with salt pepper and olive oil
  • In a saucepan, add the carnaroli rice and toast for about 1 to 2 minutes, stirring, until slightly translucent at the edges.
  • Begin adding warm vegetable stock, one ladle at a time.
  • Stir regularly, allowing each addition to absorb before adding more.
  • Continue this for about 14 to 16 minutes.
  • Around the 10-minute mark, fold in the asparagus (stems first, tips toward the end).
  • Continue cooking until the rice is al dente and creamy.
  • Remove from heat. Then stir in the robiola fondue, butter, green asparagus pure and grated parmigiano reggiano.
  • Mix until glossy and emulsified. Adjust with a splash of stock if needed.


 

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Plating

  • Spoon into bowls.
  • Drizzle some olive oil (to taste).
  • Finish with chopped roasted hazelnuts.
  • And an asparagus “carpaccio” on top.


Dear Abby: My friend lied to everyone about getting married



DEAR ABBY: Six months ago, I started spending time with a woman I knew casually for about a year following her traumatic breakup with her ex-boyfriend. At first, we were just friends, but it quickly progressed as we opened up and shared everything about ourselves with each other. She continued insisting we were “just friends” and went out with other men, which, at the time, didn’t bother me. 

Two months in, we started being intimate. Three months ago, she began referring to me, her puppy and herself as “a family,” talking about future kids and grandkids. She asked to meet my parents and made sure I met hers when they came to town. I began believing this was going to be a long-term thing, even though she still insisted we were just friends.

Three weeks ago, she met and started dating another guy. She told me she still wants to be best friends, that she had been “50-50” the entire time about whether to date me but couldn’t commit because she wasn’t physically attracted to me, despite having sex with me for many months. She said she was physically attracted to me sometimes but didn’t feel that way all the time — and she thought she should be. I cut things off with her. I’m extremely hurt, and I don’t understand her decision. Can you help? — REJECTED IN COLORADO

DEAR REJECTED: I can try. The “friend” you were dating and intimate with may be an adult chronologically, but she is emotionally immature. Intense physical attraction is great while it lasts, but in many cases, it diminishes with time. Lasting relationships like marriage depend upon more than that to succeed. Give her marks for honesty and be glad you found out what her true nature is, but also realize that you dodged a bullet. All women are not like her, and you will meet one you can trust.

DEAR ABBY: A friend of mine recently got married. We are pretty close. I was asked to be a bridesmaid. (Unfortunately, I had to decline due to scheduling conflicts.) I attended the wedding, bringing an appropriate gift, only to find out a few months later that the marriage was never legally registered. It had just been a commitment ceremony. When I asked why she didn’t announce it as such, she said she wanted people to think it was a real wedding. 

I’m feeling a bit betrayed, and I wonder how her other guests would feel if they found out. I’m not sure I would have bought such an expensive gift if I had known beforehand. Is there a rule of etiquette for this sort of thing, or am I overthinking it? — WONDERING IN CALIFORNIA

DEAR WONDERING: Your reaction is understandable. While no formal rule of etiquette forbids lying to one’s friends and loved ones, the Bible has something to say about it. Your friend wanted a party. She wanted gifts. She and her boyfriend did not want a legal commitment that lasts a lifetime or they would have had an actual wedding.

Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Contact Dear Abby at or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.


‘I won’t get married… unless I have a lobotomy.’ JOANNE MCNALLY reveals all about her time living in Vogue Williams’ and Spencer Matthews’ basement, her record-breaking comedy tour and fertility plans with her gay best friend


Joanne McNally has just purchased her first house. ‘Like, yesterday!’ The 42-year-old has been renting a flat by herself in Clapham, south-west London, but has now bought somewhere nearby.

Given that she spent a chunk of her 30s in flatshares where the bathrooms were so mouldy that mushrooms started growing, she’s excited. She might get a pet when she moves in. ‘I’d love a couple of chihuahuas, a couple of rabbits and a baby llama. Can you have a llama on Clapham Common?’

McNally is becoming one of the biggest comedians in the country. As a speedy CV, the Irish native: hosts, with her friend Vogue Williams, the podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me (3.5 million listeners a month); went on a three-year-long tour in 2021 called The Prosecco Express (she sold out Vicar Street, Dublin’s 2,500-person theatre, 78 times); appears on TV shows like Taskmaster, QI, The Weakest Link and The Wheel; was on The Claudia Winkleman Show last week; and is rumoured to be in the next series of The Celebrity Traitors (‘I cannot [confirm] that, I’d get f***ing killed’). All of which means she has now been able to buy a house.

McNally is – and these are her words – very single and very unfertilised. And a lot of her current tour, Pinotphile, is about those things. When I went to see it in Dublin, the crowd was largely female and giddy. In 2023, one of her gigs at the London Palladium sold the most alcohol in the venue’s 116-year history; in Dublin, I saw two women each holding a pint of white wine. It was a Tuesday. I asked what they liked about McNally and they replied: ‘Oh, she’s just bang on.’

‘I won’t get married… unless I have a lobotomy.’ JOANNE MCNALLY reveals all about her time living in Vogue Williams’ and Spencer Matthews’ basement, her record-breaking comedy tour and fertility plans with her gay best friend

McNally is very much single at the moment – but has at least bought a house 

McNally was on stage for 90 minutes and, really, every single line was a joke. There are gags about how, when she gets dumped, her friends always tell her she dodged a bullet (‘even though, I’m the bullet’); tweakments (‘I’ve enough fish sperm in my face to sink an aquarium’); and her hard-partying 20s (‘I didn’t see my jaw for ten years’).

And there are a lot of jokes about men. McNally wonders why they always look awful in sunglasses (‘Do they know they can try them on first?’) and how they are capable of coordinating polyamorous relationships but not, say, owning a fitted sheet. When she complains that men are unable to take decent photos of women, the girl next to me agrees – out loud.

Today, sitting in a London pub and, appropriately, drinking a glass of white wine, McNally says at one point: ‘My whole schtick is taking the p**s out of lads.’ The sort of man McNally takes aim at is, normally, hapless – rather than the angry manosphere kind that everyone is currently talking about. (Though McNally thought the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the subject was fantastic.) And the quite small number of (straight) men who come to her shows find it funny. ‘They know I don’t mean half the s**t I’m saying. I love lads!’ But she did once have to ask a man, sitting in the front row, to please stop scowling and unfold his arms.

After our interview she will fly to Dublin, perform Pinotphile again the following day, and for the four nights after that. By December, when the tour ends, she will have played a total of 151 shows (Taylor Swift’s Eras tour had 149) across Europe, America and Australia, sold out London’s Hammersmith Apollo ten times and become the first Irishwoman to headline Dublin’s 10,000-seat 3Arena – twice.

In person, she is thoughtful and funny, happy to be ‘booked and busy’. But, ‘at the moment, I am doing all of this for my present self,’ she says. ‘I’m on the hamster wheel, and I hope that at some stage I have the sense to step off it.’

Joanne wears: top, Fenwick x Greggs. Earrings, necklace and bracelets, Giovanni Raspini. Rings throughout, Joanne¿s own. Tights, Heist. Shoes, Terry de Havilland

Joanne wears: top, Fenwick x Greggs. Earrings, necklace and bracelets, Giovanni Raspini. Rings throughout, Joanne’s own. Tights, Heist. Shoes, Terry de Havilland

McNally was born in County Roscommon, Ireland, and adopted when she was three months old by a couple called Pat and Frank from Dublin. Pat was a nurse, Frank a draughtsman (McNally also has a younger adopted brother, Conor).

She always knew she was adopted. ‘I’ve met other people who are adopted, who have always struggled with it. I never have. I really never have. Now, maybe I’ve buried it. Or maybe I handle it by tap dancing and looking for validation on stage. I don’t know.’

McNally was a loud child in a happy but quiet home. ‘My mum says I came out tap dancing. She was like, “We just didn’t know what to do with you.”’ To make sense of her performing streak, she imagined her birth parents were from ‘this showbiz dynasty’. But when she met each of them in her 20s and 30s, she found they were ‘really nice, very normal people’. A young, unmarried couple who had got pregnant accidentally then separated.

She doesn’t talk much about her birth mother (who’d rather remain private) but does discuss Kevin, her biological dad. He left Ireland for Australia, where he married and had four sons. Kevin flew from Melbourne to Dublin to meet McNally for the first time at a pub in 2018, and, today, ‘we’re kind of slowly building and integrating into each other’s lives’. One of his sons, Finbar, has moved to London and he and McNally recently went out for dinner. A few years ago, when McNally was less famous, she did some gigs in Australia. She wasn’t shifting many tickets, ‘but I did a show [in Melbourne] and I couldn’t figure out why it was selling. Kevin, it transpired, was sending his friends and family the link.’

Her adopted father Frank died, after a long illness and then a heart attack, when McNally was 15. Today, she is truly close to her mother Pat. ‘I’m probably a bit too reliant on her,’ she says. ‘I live in constant fear of her impending death. I’m always trying to get her to do squats.’

Joanne wears: coat, Ducie. Jacket, Marella. Hat, Jess Collett Milliner. Earrings, necklace and bracelets, Giovanni Raspini. Tights, Calzedonia. Suki the chihuahua wears: scarf, model¿s own

Joanne wears: coat, Ducie. Jacket, Marella. Hat, Jess Collett Milliner. Earrings, necklace and bracelets, Giovanni Raspini. Tights, Calzedonia. Suki the chihuahua wears: scarf, model’s own

Pat’s advice before McNally started Pinotphile? ‘This is going to crash and burn.’ Pat’s initial reaction to the show itself? ‘I liked your costume.’ Pat’s response when McNally complained, on the European leg, that she wasn’t selling many tickets in Bergen? ‘Well, sure, how would it sell – we don’t know anyone in Bergen!’

McNally came late to the comedy circuit. By her mid 20s, she was living in Dublin, working in PR, and developing a terrible case of bulimia. ‘I’d say I always had it. I’d say it was always going to be something I slipped into. I was kind of a larger kid. I was self-conscious. I was tall… And I was competitive. I wanted to be good at something… so I decided I was going to be really good at being skinny.’

McNally has spoken about low moments during this period: how she slept in her office to hide her vomiting from her flatmates, and how, by her early 30s, she had to quit her job, become an outpatient at a clinic and move in with her mother.

Today, she recalls when she finally realised she had to change. Her therapist asked her to ‘bring me the benefits’ of bulimia. McNally said men would find her more attractive. The therapist reminded her she’d been dumped. McNally said her work would take her more seriously. The therapist reminded her she’d had to quit her job. ‘So I was racking my brain and [I said] a woman [at a bar] told me I look great. I’m doing this for her.’ The therapist asked McNally if she even remembered this woman’s name. McNally did not.

Tracksuit, House of Sunny. Necklace, Roxanne First. Bracelets, Giovanni Raspini. Shot at The Abbeville, theabbeville.co.uk

Tracksuit, House of Sunny. Necklace, Roxanne First. Bracelets, Giovanni Raspini. Shot at The Abbeville, theabbeville.co.uk

She is ‘really concerned’ how being thin is now fashionable – ‘I honestly thought it had gone’ – and I wonder if that’s stressful for someone who’s had an eating disorder. McNally says no. ‘Because I’m so out of that now. And I think [for me] it was locked into youth as well.’ Later, she thinks more about this and says: ‘It takes a long time to shift [an eating disorder]. And, you know, it’s always kind of there in a way. I think in some ways I’m incredibly resilient. But in other ways, there’s a bit of fragility there. But that’s probably the same for all of us.’

It was in 2014, at the age of 30, that she made ‘a mad pivot’ into standup and by 2017 had written Bite Me, a show about bulimia. That got her noticed and signed by Off The Kerb, the same UK comedy agency that represents Alan Carr, Michael McIntyre, Katherine Ryan and Jonathan Ross. (Today, McNally also has agents in Ireland and America.)

She moved to London in 2018 with no money, lived in hostel dorms and took a lot of Megabuses to various British cities to perform. At a certain point in this stint, she went for a drink with Vogue Williams, the Irish presenter who’d been a friend in Dublin. Williams invited her to move into the basement of the home she shared with her husband, the podcaster Spencer Matthews, and their newborn son.

McNally and Vogue Williams had been friends in Dublin and reconnected in London

McNally and Vogue Williams had been friends in Dublin and reconnected in London

It was a ‘nice basement’, she clarifies today. McNally had her own kitchen and bathroom; ‘I honestly don’t even know if Spencer knew I was in there.’ Matthews – who was first known as being the resident ‘villain’ on Made In Chelsea – is ‘so lovely. And he was very kind to me during lockdown, when I’d no money. He was, like, “Can I help? Is there anything you need?” And, you know, obviously I took it all and never paid him back!’ She does a massive laugh. ‘No, he’s a very kind person. And he’s mad about Vogue. They have a lovely marriage.’ (McNally is now godmother to the couple’s three-year-old son Otto. ‘It’s a running gag how awful a godmother I am.’ She jokes about hoping the ‘if both parents die, the godparent takes the child’ thing is an urban myth. ‘Spencer and Vogue: please fly separately.’)

After six months she left the basement and moved into flatshares, including the aforementioned mushroom dwelling. In 2021, Williams suggested they start a podcast. The title was because one of McNally’s therapists did in fact ghost her, and the format was simple: sprawling chatter between two funny friends. Within months it had more than a million listeners – and, after years of gigging, McNally went mainstream.

She has said that most men find her stand-up funny, but her comedy style has ‘definitely made dating harder’. ‘Is it very welcoming? Probably not.’

Between 2022 and 2024, McNally had a partner (called Alan) but she’s now single. Last October, a man from Hinge asked her on a date – McNally agreed but said she didn’t have a free evening until December. On the day itself, she woke at 5am for a photoshoot and was so knackered by evening she cancelled. (She’s not on dating apps now: ‘I’d refer to myself as almost problematically independent at this stage.’)

McNally says she still relies heavily on the counsel of her adoptive mother, Pat

McNally says she still relies heavily on the counsel of her adoptive mother, Pat

McNally feels aware that singleness is something people now associate with her. She once went out with a man who, when she broke up with him, said: ‘Well, of course, it’s kind of bad for your brand now to be in a relationship.’

‘You don’t want to make your whole identity that you’re a single woman,’ she says. ‘But, in the same breath, it does colour a lot of your life.’

Does she want a relationship? ‘I change like the weather.’ At this specific second of our conversation, the answer is no. ‘I’ve no interest in dating.’ And, ‘I won’t get married unless I have a lobotomy.’ But there’s a longer answer, too. ‘I’m under no illusions of the work and the compromise that go into relationships. But don’t get me wrong, there are times where you’re sitting in the flat all week, you’ve nothing to do, no one to meet and see, and you’re like, god, a boyfriend would be really handy right now.’

GET PALLY WITH MCNALLY 

Who was your childhood crush?

Any man twice my age with a blond undercut, wearing a set of dog tags.

Who is your current crush?

Any man with a mullet on an e-scooter.

How many unread emails do you have?

I don’t know because I don’t want to know. But it resembles a full-blown mobile phone number.

Sauvignon or pinot?

I think I’ve made my feelings very clear on this issue… Pinot is the honey of the gods and I’d go into battle for it.

What’s on your bedside table?

Lamps, books, meds, leaky pens, empty gratitude journals, earrings, human ears.

Biggest ick?

Headbands with penises on them, and foldable bicycles.

Go-to karaoke song?

I don’t engage with karaoke – I never have. I can’t bear the eye contact.

Who should play you in a film?

Cheryl Cole, maybe, if she’s up for it. Julia Roberts? Anyone hotter than me.

Last thing you remember losing?

I lose everything, so I had to retrain as a Buddhist for my mental health and now I understand nothing really belongs to me. So, technically, I never ‘lose’ anything and those AirPods are on their own journey.

What do you eat for breakfast?

Eggs. I’m brainwashed to think If I don’t get 16 kilos of protein a day I’ll get muscle atrophy, waste away and die.

Best brand of crisps?

Sour Cream & Onion Pringles. I also like to pair a pinot with a bag of prawn Giant Wotsits. It’s Michelin.

Top song on Spotify Wrapped?

Vogue Williams’ Good Girls.

Tell us a joke?

I don’t know any, sadly…

She continues. ‘When you’re living with somebody, their energy is in the room with you. You hear their shower in the morning. Maybe they’ve got the radio on. There’s life in the house. Living on your own, you don’t have that.’ That, she’d like. ‘Passive socialising is the dream.’

McNally also thinks she might want a child. ‘I’ve lived this life now for ten years and I love it, and there’s always fresh goals to work towards – but I would like something in my life with a heartbeat.’

She froze her eggs when she was 38 and, today, ‘like it or not, the clock is ticking’. If she does have a child, it would likely be with her gay friend Ross. He’s keen to co-parent and has ‘great hair and great teeth’. It wouldn’t be with a future boyfriend because she doesn’t think that would be logistically possible. (‘The time it would take me to meet a man and make him fall in love with me – that’s at least six months.’) Nor does she think a ‘[sperm] donor would suit me, because I travel a lot for work and want someone else to be invested in the child’.

The tricky thing is, when? McNally has become so successful in the past five years, and she’s worried about stopping. ‘When I think about maybe having a child, I mean, what can I do? I can’t. I’ve got an American tour in October. I can’t do that.’ And, ‘that’s a conversation I have with myself regularly. I’m like, are you gonna wake up at 50 and think: “Well, I never had a child but thank god I sold 200 tickets in Salt Lake City”?’

When I ask what she’ll do when the Pinotphile tour ends, McNally says have a long bath. ‘But if I could box [having a] baby off, I’d be delighted with myself.’ She pauses. ‘I just pray I have the sense to do it. I just enjoy my job so much.’

I can see why she enjoys her job. At the end of the show I saw in Dublin, she did a bow, got out her phone and filmed the audience who were, by then, on their feet – clapping, cheering and dancing. She said, ‘Bye girls!’ – because the crowd really was mostly girls – and walked into the wings, and there was another huge cheer. ‘Did you like it?!’ the women next to me asked, shouting because it was so loud. I said I loved it. ‘So did we!’

McNally will move into her new house soon. I ask what she’ll do on her first night? ‘Play music, bop around, drink a bottle of white and have a fag out the window,’ she says.

‘And I might give myself a little pat on the back. Never too big a pat on the back – I’m not big into sentimentality – but, yes, I might give myself a little pat on the back.’

Joanne McNally tours throughout 2026, for tickets visit joannemcnally.com

Hair: Louis Byrne at Premier Hair and Make-up. 

Make-up: Jesse Walker using Tatcha. 

 

 


Dear Abby: My wife is having an affair with a convicted murderer and wants to divorce me


DEAR ABBY: My wife is having an affair with an old flame from when she was in high school. He was just released from prison after serving time for murder. I have forgiven her, but I told her to stop the contact. She said she’d rather divorce me than do that; I would have to live with what’s going on. I love my wife, so I compromise for now.

She now has put me out of the marital bed, and I am not allowed to touch or hug her. I still do my husband-type chores. Please, I need your advice. — SIDELINED IN PENNSYLVANIA

DEAR SIDELINED: I am sorry for your pain, of which I’m sure there is plenty. By ousting you from the marriage bed, your wife has effectively deserted you. You may forgive her for the ongoing affair, but tolerating the status quo will not save your marriage. It is important that you seek legal counsel now to help you in the months ahead, because you are going to need it. 

DEAR ABBY: A year ago, my husband and I loaned my son and his wife $6,000 to pay for the doctors to flip my daughter-in-law’s baby so she could have a natural childbirth. Since then, she has been extremely rude and verbally abusive to me. I am not allowed to visit or post any pictures of the baby, even though her mom stayed with them for three months. How do I ask them for our money back? — SECOND THOUGHTS IN MINNESOTA

DEAR SECOND THOUGHTS: It isn’t unusual with a first baby for a new mother to want her mother with her rather than her MIL. Was there a written agreement that you would be repaid the money you gave your son and his wife for the delivery? If there wasn’t, you may be out of luck. I wish you had mentioned why your daughter-in-law’s attitude toward you has changed so radically. Until you understand the reason, there will be no chance to heal this breach.

DEAR ABBY: I have been friends with my neighbor “Mary” for 30 years. She has developed Alzheimer’s disease and needs constant supervision. Her husband refuses to place her in a facility, even though family members tell him he needs to. I have watched Mary a few times, and it was nerve-racking. She wanders off and undoes anything that we did. 


Dear Abby: My wife is having an affair with a convicted murderer and wants to divorce me
This Dear Abby reader is expected to watch over their neighbor with dementia. Yakobchuk Olena – stock.adobe.com

Mary’s husband came over alone recently and told me he had hired a professional to watch her. Then he offered me $2 an hour less than the professional. (The professional has never watched her.) I told him I couldn’t do it and that he needs the professional. He is now telling friends that I am no longer a “friend” because I wasn’t there when needed. He barely talks to me anymore and doesn’t wave when I drive by. What can I do? — OUT OF FAVOR IN FLORIDA

DEAR OUT: Your neighbor has a crushing 24-hour responsibility on his shoulders, but he shouldn’t be blaming you for your inability to relieve it. Do not expect him to smile and wave, and don’t be sorry you refused his offer. What you must do now is explain to these mutual friends what happened — that you watched Mary a few times but managing her was too stressful for you, and that is why her husband is mad at you. 

Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.