Keeler: Nazem Kadri just made Dallas see Stars. Time for Avalanche to bring a Stanley Cup hero home.


No more Mr. Naz Guy. I mean, did you see those Stars late Tuesday night, Chris MacFarland?

No, no, no. Not the ones skating in Calgary. The ones circling around Lian Bichsel’s head after he messed around with Nazem Kadri.

While the Avalanche were taking a chainsaw to Anaheim, Kadri got busy trying to re-arrange Bichsel’s central incisors. It was glorious.

About five minutes into the second stanza at the Scotiabank Saddledome, Bichsel, Dallas’ 6-foot-7 defenseman, pushed Kadri into the boards behind the net. Naz retaliated with his right elbow. As you do.

The two danced into the crease. Bichsel shoved the 6-foot Kadri, against whom he’s got an advantage of 7 inches in height and 46 pounds in weight, twice — until they were past the right post.

Naz had enough. He landed a left jab on the big lug’s jaw. Then a right cross with stick still in hand. The Swiss D-man dropped a quick 1-2 on Kadri’s head before a pack closed in to separate the pair.

Seven inches.

Forty-six pounds.

Ain’t the size of the dog in the fight.

It’s the size of the fight in the dawg.